IE:

v.6: people also used AOL, geocities and Ask Jeeves. People also stop using products when they’ve gone bad… just like milk. IE6 is just like milk: it’s good for a few days and afterwards you’re afraid to touch the box.
v.7: This is almost as “good” as Cuil is. Flashy, blue and it takes you half an hour to figure out what you should be doing. Also, like Cuil, it is as useful as a pair of badgers shoved down your pants.
v.8: I don’t need web-slices, the accelerators bug the living cr4p out of me, and the speed, oh the speed. Oh, wait, FFFFFUUUUUU…

Firefox:

v.2: ‘t was good, but alas, since FF out-of-the-box usability is almost nonexistent and most add-ons don’t work with v.2 anymore, I must wave goodbye to this old comrade.
v.3(.5): this is a browser with all sorts of STD’s: it has leakage, and I can only get it to work (as I want it to) if I stuff chock-full of 3rd party doohickies. Fourteen add-ons later, and 480Megs down the drain, I wonder: “was it worth it?”

Opera: It has it all. The awesome-bar, Speed dial, Mouse gestures, Voice commands, Ad-Blocker, Mail and RSS clients straight out-of-the-box. But don’t try to configure them all unless you have a full day ahead of you and know a bit about those pesky *.js files. Oh, and please render those swf’s and x-streams without locking my machine.

Safari: Tried it. Uninstalled it. It’s for Macs. It should remain there. Especially v.4: I want to see my tabs; I don’t need to have to squint to see what tabs I have open. And why in ‘s name does Apple hate favicons?

Chrome: horrible bookmark management. Almost no customizing/enhancing options. Looks like it came out of a Marvel comic. ’nuff said, down the drain it went.

Another kitty saved.